What the hell is a hipster?
Is it something that wears plaid and ripped jeans all the time? Does it wear beanies and glasses without the lenses? I wonder if it tucks cigarettes behind its ear and hotboxes the car. I think it has a slightly deeper voice. I bet it’s obsessed with art and has scrapped arms from skateboarding. Its taste in music has got to be two beats too weird. Rumors say their skin is covered in ink from head to toe. I’ve heard its natural habitat is graffitied walls and puddle-covered alleyways. Something about photography and being “free-spirited” makes it happy. Someone once told me I belong to that species. All I know is that I don’t know what the hell a hipster is.